Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
Blonde quickies 181-200
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief...
The problem is at your end
|One of Microsoft’s finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?When the joy stick...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...