So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing ——————————— It’s the only type of cooking a “real” man...
Tampons
Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife’s request to buy her some tampons....
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
The Coincidence
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar...
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
Question and answer blonde jokes
|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give...
Unpaid parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.