People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
Care to go upstairs?
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.”Care to go...
The Doctors
Nowadays there’s little meaning For a person to be gleaning When a man attaches...
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
The Crystal Glass Bowl
Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and...
A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Cybersex Discussion
Online computer users often engage in cyber sex. However, one of the two cyber-surfers...
Short Lawyer Jokes III
Q: Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site...
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...