Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having…
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were havingtrouble picking suitable...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part III
We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used...
A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
A man let out a humongous burp…
A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,”How dare you...
Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...