One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny…
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny so he decided...
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
The Trade
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under hisarm....
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
Missy in heat
Angela went up to her mom and ask if she could take missy for...
Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...