Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
What a way to go!
Brenda O’Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...