Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...
i got a referal
I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So...
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
Uncommon Perversions
A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She’s sat on the chair...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
Royalty and W
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
Father and Son discussion.
Somewhere in America, next week…Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk. Son:...