Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
|A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night,...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
Don’t you just hate it when…
Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on...
You Caught My Eye
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
I said…I really mean…
THE MANS GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISHWe need = I want It’s your decision =...
Signs and notices 21
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University’s...
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...