Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Cocky Gunslinger
It’s 1880, the decade of gunslingers and gentlemen. This is a story of one...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack....
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.