100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...
Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...