Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror…
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
Living on Earth
“Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the...
Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about...
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
There was a place crash in Poland
|A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in...