No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office…
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and...
Old enough for cursing
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing....
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!