Good & bad news
|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
The loud-mouthed mechanic!
Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a...
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill…
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hillin the Highlands....
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
Check your Dirty IQ!
Questions: 1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
Harry Redknapp
|Apparently, Harry Redknapp offered to send the West Ham squad on an expenses paid...
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...