What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
ZHow offensive is that?
How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun...
The football-playing turkey
|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!