What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? –...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Signs Christmas Has Become To Commercial
You don’t recall that line from It’s A Wonderful Life saying, “Every time a...
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
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Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
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Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
For their 25th wedding anniversary…
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Great Job
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve...
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try…
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So...