What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Knock-Knocks 4 Kids Galore
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Rita.Rita who?Rita book, you might learn something.Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Police.Police who?Police open the...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
British Military Officer Fitness Reports
British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
A Redneck Joke
1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women… You might...
In jail…
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice...
The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
Germans Retain Surnames
BONN, Germany (Reuter) — Thousands of Germans are keeping unfortunate surnames such as Kotz...