A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
Kids at the Wedding
|At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...
Evaluating employees
|RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: “Since my last report, this employee has...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
50 things to do during an exam
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant...