Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
Arriving in Heaven
|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St....
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed…
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the...
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having…
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were havingtrouble picking suitable...
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...