Dealing with a lawyer
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
Boxers or Briefs?
One day some guys were doing a survey between “boxers” or “briefs”.They went to...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house…
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one...
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house....
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven…
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, “You were...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...