A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
Wedding Anniversary
|A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Getting married
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to...
Economics textbooks
|Ten things to do with a graduate Economics textbook1. Press pretty flowers. 2. Press...
Finish overseas tour
|A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Short Cowboy jokes
|Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle. Q: Four...
Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink...
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...