Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m...
Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having...
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
Naughty Emicons!
We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where means a smile...
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
The Layoff
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his...