Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...
Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every...
The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
A Dead Ringer!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A...
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
Bad computer viruses
|Economic computer virusesINTEREST GROUP ECONOMIST VIRUS – Divides your hard disk into hundreds of...