Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
Bad corporate slogans
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
Fifty ways to be annoying in computer labs
|1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
Very Short Lists
Very Short Lists:1) List of Golf Courses that do not allow Doctors2) List of...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
We go bear hunting
|Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...