What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...