Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession…
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession. Upon entering the...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl...
An engineer and a programmer
|A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long...
Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...