blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Things to do visiting your Therapist
Some ways to make sure you get an interesting prescription:1. Ask to borrow a...
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University…
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following...
Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.