Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one....
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One...
Low self-esteem
|A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
Visiting a rural farm
|Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...