The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
Second Opinion
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband...
The Wishing Well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and...
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog…
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.She...
Retire Aged Personell Early
Retire Aged Personell EarlyTO ALL MCCCD EMPLOYEESFROM GOVERNING BOREDDATE 22 APR 19861. As a...
Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...