The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
Cremate Mother In Law
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.It also enquires him whether...
They are stopped by the police
|John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and...
Two Cannibals
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out...
Before Viagra
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!