Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
Gay Basher
Q: What’s the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won’t go...
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
O.J., Elway, and Modell?
Q: What do John Elway, Art Modell, and O.J. Simpson all have in common?...
The man walked past the armored car and hears…
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped...
Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
A Daughter’s Letter Home
Dear Mom and Dad, It has now been three months since I left for...
Like a Woman
On a Trans-Atlantic Flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
The ugly kid!
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The...