What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Finding the right answers
Did you hear about the 10 year old boy who asked his recentlydivorced mother...
Razorback Hogs
Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a...
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Drunk Cheerleader
Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super...
10 things men know
10 things men know about women:——————————-1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits
Man Killed Repairing Truck
|Man Killed Repairing Truck – April 1, 1995 Kalamazoo Gazette — James Burns, 34,...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman