30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
Dog jokes 06
|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
A trip to Pittsburg.
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go hometo Pittsburg....
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
Speak more precisely
|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My...
Copying Paper
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest...
The talking clock!
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the...
Emersom
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