The Laws of Work…
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer’s Lingo:”COMPETITIVE SALARY” We remain competitive by paying less than our...
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.