You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Fortunate ingenuity
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little...
A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...
A frog calls a psychic
|Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill