Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
Why bikes are better than women!
1. Bicycles don’t pregnant.2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.3....
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
Bonkistry
Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor...
Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
A story with a moral
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie,...
During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...