THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....
Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can...
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
Give us new missiles
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...
Jesus’s Ethnicity
Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived at...
Thank you..thank you very much!
Father O’Mally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for solong, that he...
The talking clock!
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the...