Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Strange name for cats
|One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.” It was...
Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
George Carlin: I’m a BAD American
George Carlin Speaks Out…I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.I am...
What Trip?
One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare...
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
Physiotherapist and the Golfer
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of...
A dangerous animal
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part III
We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used...