Elephant jokes 04
|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
Woman is on a bus
|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: “That’s the...
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...
Want some chicken?
Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a...
Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...