Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession…
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession. Upon entering the...
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination....
Not raising hogs
My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor $1,000.00 from the...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
A story with a morale
A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)