Traveling Saleman.
Mr. Jones, upon returning from a business trip was shocked to find his wife...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
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Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
Missy in heat
Angela went up to her mom and ask if she could take missy for...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV
Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV (basketball players only) Time Limit: 3 weeks...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.