Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
Particular Kind Of Woman
The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...