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Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
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What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
A cat’s dictionary
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Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
The God Campaign!
Recently a Ft. Lauderdale advertising agency launched a billboard campaign (including the inside and...
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The Flood
One night a torrential downpour soaked South Louisiana. The next morning the resulting floodwaters...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
Neil Armstrong True Story
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only...