Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
One Brilliant Kid!
A Duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he...
A Man And His Money
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...
A poor little girl was begging in the street…
A poor little girl was begging in the street. A man passed byand the...
The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...