Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
Try to spell that name
|A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He...
Look at me!
A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He...
A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...