The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money,...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
Random Ramblings!
** A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ** Air Pollution is a...
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MANTwo nuns are ordered to paint a room in...
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land…
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was...
Frog Available
A lady was walking down the street when a small sign in the window...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...