Necking
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines(collected by journalists)1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says2....
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
Chicken jokes 01
|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet Q:...
There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...
Learning a lesson
|A prominent lawyer’s son dreamed of following in his father’s footsteps. After graduating from...
Three couples wanted to join a church…
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a youngnewlywed couple wanted...