What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
The Blonde Driver
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
Assign the punishment
Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
I have a keyboard error
|A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!