Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone...
The Blonde Kidnapper
Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question…
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren’tprepared for the...
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
A final diagnosis
|Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...