cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
Park Registration Sheet Comments
Actual comments received in 1996 from the Bridger Wilderness registration sheets and comment cards:Trails...
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
Weight Control
Weight ControlHere’s the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories perhour they...
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....