The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher…
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!
Signs and notices 18
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
M and M’s are too smart!
Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory?...