Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Cause Hearing Loss In Men
What’s the easiest way for a wife to cause hearing loss in her husband?Say...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...
Did you ever wonder?
Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they...
Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
A young lady had just visited her doctor…
A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she...
The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...